DJ Scratch Post

Live from the kitchen counter

DJScratchPost

  • Claws out, bass up.
  • Shredding decks since 2026.
  • Leaves no couch unscratched.

Resident DJ, The Kitchen Island. Sets start whenever the clock says so.

Side A33 1/3 RPM
Poster of Mike as DJ Scratch Post: cat ears, cat-eye sunglasses, whiskers, a styled quiff with a pink streak, a black DJ top with a SCRATCH paw print and a gold chain, headphones on, hands on the turntable under orange and pink lasers, with a disco ball, a cat-eared crowd and a striped tail.

Live at the Kitchen Island

The Decks

Ten tracks, all made up on the spot by your browser. Hit play. Nothing downloads and nothing is sampled, except the cat.

Now spinning

Knock It Off the Table

House, 124 BPM

0:00 / 1:15

70

Tap anywhere to start the set.

Signature set

Sound board

Space play or pause. Left and Right change track. Pads work any time.

Bio

Seen at every warehouse party, usually knocking things off the table. Banned from three venues for kneading the mixer.

  • 3Venues banned
  • 60-174BPM range
  • SeveralCouches

Tour Rider

Artist: DJ Scratch PostPage 1 of 1
  1. R-01A sunny windowsill.
  2. R-02A cardboard box bigger than the DJ booth.
  3. R-03No Third Reality smart plugs anywhere near the decks. They drop offline mid-set.
  4. R-04A rated tie-off point on the cat tree. The booth is six feet up and he will test it.

Booking

Booking inquiries: knock something off the counter and he'll appear.